There’s this blogger I like and she always writes really funny blogs about 80s films I like and how she grew up in the 90s. Like me! And her blogs are often lists of things with funny detailed reasons for stuff. Yeah I'm being really specific I know. Anyways there seems to a trend to them. another blog I read, but don’t actually know if I like, is by this girl who calls herself Slutever. It’s cos she's a slut and prob is always, like, whatever. She writes about her sexual escapades and also about living in a squat and doing acid and plant food and..whatever. and there’s another one who is a teenage boy and writes about being a teenager but his identity is a secret..woooo!
So I was thinking that my blogs don’t have a theme. A theme dear god!
But are themes good?
Well sometimes they are. Like when we had our new years eve party and the theme was 1997. Although when I told people at work they were like, oh why are you having a party with the theme 1997? You’re weird HAR HAR HAR. Oh right sorry, I didn’t realise it was weird to have an imagination.
But then think about Oceana. We call it Oceana Themerama. It’s a grotty nightclub. But it’s weird cos it isn’t a small one, its absolutely massive and they have them in Bristol and Milton Keynes and other such places and probably you’ll find that Callum Best dj-ing and I absolutely hate them. I’ll get to why in a minute, don’t be so impatient. Anyways, so the rooms in the club all have different themes and one is like Egypt (probably) and one is 70’s and one is..well I can’t really remember cos the one that I want to talk about is the Disco room. It has a LIGHTY UPPY DANCE FLOOR. Yeah that's right, just like in the movies. Like in Boogie Nights and Saturday Night Fever. Btw Boogie Nights is one of my FAVE films of all time. So yeah, it’s got a lighty uppy dance floor and that is like so totes amaze, I can’t believe it. NOWHERE has those, and that's really annoying cos really I'm quite easy to please. If you play Ok music and don’t play sports on the telly and have a good cocktail menu (not really about eh cocktails. I hate cocktails and I hate being forced to get a buy one get one free deal with people..ooo lets get cocktails! Umm, can I just have some wine?), then I’m happy. So add a lighty uppy dance floor and you’ve got a hit on your hands mister. I suppose there’s a gap in the market that I could try and fill, but I don’t have the start up costs and I'm lazy and like to have things presented to me, I don’t conjure them up myself. Although wouldn’t it be amazing if I bought a house and had a room with a bar and a lighty uppy dance floor? All my mates could come round and we’d have dance offs. And mebbiz all the best dj’s in town would come over and dj at my decks cos they just “heard” there was a good place to “spin”. Like in the L word when Kit opens a bar and puts a stage in it with instruments there at all times and she thinks that Lennie Cravitz will pop in and have a jam when he’s in town cos he’ll have heard there was a guitar and a stage. Yeah right.
But it’ll work with my decks and dance floor.
So anyways I hate Oceana cos they’re the only ones with the dance floor that would make my nights out complete. But I can’t go there cos the music makes me want to shove cheese in my ears a la ‘Ello ‘Ello. Adn I hate them for that. Plus they kicked me out once cos my friend allegedly pushed a lady bouncer.
So themes can be good or bad. and I guess the theme for my blog must be that it hasn’t got one. But then it does have one if I say that..oh chuckle. Another theme can be that I don’t spell check or proof read. LOLZ!
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